damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

(Source: excuse-my-beauty, via littlemeadowbug)

abowtieandtwohearts:

apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

wickedlywenchy:

hornylndngrl:

cassandrasins:

For the #peanuts

I need to try every one of these!

Who wants to come drink with me??

1 of each please! Lol

Ha! Three of my favorite bar drinks are on here: the Orgasm, the B-52, and the Buttery Nipple. The names notwithstanding, they’re excellent.

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mcu meme | two avengers [1/2]  thor
↳ A wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.

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18th century poesy ring.Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.

18th century poesy ring.
Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.

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mpreg-tony:

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

I was gonna say, there’s no reason Lion King is a “modern” time period… I realised as a kid it could have been set before humans even evolved.

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fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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rhomeporium:

A mother’s worst nightmare.

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constantbullshitting:

I wish fallout was real!!!!

Did you mean 

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